As much as you miss your ex-girlfriend, fellas, this is what happens when you hide in her ceiling

I’m sure this seemed like a really good idea at the time he thought of it. Maybe he’ll refine the plan a little bit and try it again. Why give up after the first time?

Oh, right, this is why:

A Kansas woman suspicious that someone had broken into her home later found her ex-boyfriend’s legs punched through her ceiling.

The Salina Journal reports that a 23-year-old Salina woman called police to her house Thursday after finding her front door chained from the inside. Police say they searched the house but didn’t find an intruder.

Two hours later, the woman and her current boyfriend heard a loud noise and found the 25-year-old former boyfriend had fallen partly through the living room ceiling. Police say the suspect, Tyler Bergkamp, was hiding in the attic.

Police say the current boyfriend pulled Bergkamp’s legs through the ceiling and began fighting him.

Seriously, I wonder what he was planning to do if they hadn’t found him out. Was he going to attack one or both of them? Was he just there as a voyeur?

Or am I giving him too much credit thinking he actually had a plan, or even a purpose? Maybe he just couldn’t deal with the breakup and had to be near her somehow, some way, even if nothing productive would be accomplished by it.

Very upset people will do some astonishingly irrational things. Hopefully the next one you do won’t result in the crap being kicked out of you like happened to this guy.

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When the wicked advance against me to devour me, it is my enemies and foes who will stumble and fall. Though an army besiege me, my heart will not fear. Though war break out against me, even then I will be confident. One thing I ask from the Lord, this only do I seek: that I may dwell in the house of the Lord all the days of my life, to gaze on the beauty of the Lord and to seek him in his temple. For in the day of trouble he will keep me safe in his dwelling; he will hide me in the shelter of his sacred tent and set me high upon a rock. Then my head will be exalted above the enemies who surround me. – Psalm 27:2-6